Upcoming best-selling books by Udi Manber

• How to lose weight without even reading this book

• Grad Schools for Dummies, Revised Edition

• Learn to write a Java book in 21 days

• The E-conomy of E-diots

• Regular Expressions Your Mother Never Taught You

• Mother in laws are from Jupiter, Uncles are from Uranus

• It's Never Too Early to Worry -- Solving the Year 10,000 Problem

• Ghost towns along the information super highway